00:00 - 00:03 | we fancy going to Belgium this year |
00:04 - 00:05 | we are fed up with UK events |
00:05 - 00:07 | lets try flanders and walloine |
00:08 - 00:12 | the rallying looks awesome and beer is strong |
00:12 - 00:15 | and they are letting darrians run |
00:17 - 00:19 | it could be a laugh |
00:19 - 00:21 | you say they are letting space frame cars run |
00:24 - 00:26 | yes mate |
00:27 - 00:28 | about time |
00:31 - 00:33 | this season will be incredible |
00:34 - 00:36 | also you can run ALS anywhere |
00:53 - 00:58 | ok all you knowheads running GPN cars leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | i have been tell you this for years |
01:15 - 01:17 | Belgium has always been the best rallying |
01:18 - 01:23 | fuck the Uk organizers with there airfields and race circuits |
01:25 - 01:28 | have any of the cocksuckers out side got a 6R4 |
01:29 - 01:31 | they will never let run in Belgium |
01:31 - 01:34 | right lets get things sorted |
01:34 - 01:37 | start getting the car ready and make the ALS fucking loud |
01:37 - 01:40 | and take the silencer out of the exhaust |
01:40 - 01:42 | but what about the noise and flames |
01:42 - 01:46 | they love that shit in Belgium the louder the better |
01:46 - 01:48 | ok mate when can we get on the piss |
01:48 - 01:52 | we all want to start getting pissed get the car ready first |
01:53 - 01:54 | check your passports are in date |
01:56 - 01:57 | clean out the service van and fill her up with fuel |
01:57 - 02:00 | and you knobhead get the super soft tires out |
02:00 - 02:03 | and nobody tell my wife how much all this shit is costing |
02:04 - 02:08 | which one of you twats told her the new gearbox cost 10 grand |
02:08 - 02:13 | as far as she is concerned rally cars cost fuck all to biuld and next to nothing to run |
02:14 - 02:16 | she is a woman she will not understand |
02:17 - 02:21 | now get the car loaded and dont for get to pressure the tires this time |
02:27 - 02:29 | Belgium rallying is how it should be |
02:30 - 02:34 | and they let you run ALS all day with nobody complaining |
02:34 - 02:36 | fucking UK events are shit |
02:41 - 02:42 | right you lot |
02:43 - 02:47 | hangovers are for pussys, we only order beers in rounds and no fucking water drinkers |
02:48 - 02:53 | no just buying your own drinks and that means you Gavin |
02:54 - 02:56 | and when we go for steak and chips |
02:56 - 02:59 | don't order salad |
03:00 - 03:02 | or i will kick you in the nuts we are men for gods sake |
03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok it is only for the weekend |
03:14 - 03:16 | do you think my wife heard any of this ? |
03:19 - 03:23 | right lets get the story straight before we go |
03:25 - 03:26 | nobody tell her anything |
03:31 - 03:33 | what happens in Belgium stays in Belgium |
03:40 - 03:46 | do you think we will get away with 6 events this year |
03:46 - 03:49 | before she sees my credit card bills |
03:53 - 03:56 | arr fuck it you only live once |