| 00:00 - 00:05 | The guard tiers, they're brilliant.... They're so stupid it's hilarious! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You tell them to do anything and they just stand there |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | And after about 10 seconds, they got "wot sir". |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | How are they so stupid to not realise their own mistakes? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Lets not even begin with their KDRs! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 1-29, 3-40? It's great |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | And when Metro sees... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They get exiled on the spot and then they wonder what they did! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Or when they refuse to do hell jacks! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Or or when they face the wrong way in faces and then turn back, and then go back again |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And then four others follow! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | The senior seargents reactions.... It's priceless! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | "A STRIKE FOR ALL OF YOU!" |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | AND THEY RESPOND "WHAT DID I DO?" |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | "ANOTHER STRIKE FOR TALKING!!" |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | "WTF, STOP GIVING ME STRIKES" |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | "KICKED!" |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | OR WHAT ABOUT WHEN THEY CALL PEOPLE SIR! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | AND YOU TELL HEM ITS COMRADE! AND THEY SAY "SORRY SIR" |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | IT'S ALWAYS SO FUNNY, TO SEE THEM GET SHOUTED AT EVEN MORE FOR IT |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | i JUST CANT!! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Or when they get salty about losing!! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | They just tell them "It's your aim, work on your aim" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "You're standing out in the open, not moving and FPSing" |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And they just go "Whats an FPS?" |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And then they call them sir again! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Its every time! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | They're useless as fighters, but as pick me ups!! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | They always put a smile on my face, everything they do! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Brilliant! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | They're so silly! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Then they leave! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I feel bad for the Officers! I really do! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | They deal with their retarded antics! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Everytime they explain faces they turn and they get a strike! and they ask why! So you tell them that it was an example! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "Sorry sir!" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | And then "Sorry sir!" yes! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And then once they've done explaining |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | And they say "RIGHT" THE SAME PERSON TURNS!! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Make that mistake once, it's not so bad... Make that mistake again you're just dumb |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What else do they do? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | A lot of silly stuff like that, sometimes when they do grammar jacks they go "1" "2" "3" |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | So they have to do it again, this time they've been told to use grammar |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | And they go "1." "2." "3." |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | So they get told to do it again! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | They're response is literally just "Sorry sir!" |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | They do it every single time, its great! |
