| 00:00 - 00:03 | we have defeated Underrail's supporters on GOG, Steam, Metacritics |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | some pockets remain on the Codex |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but Toro is outnumbered and outgunned, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | after he crumbles we will move and take the Underrail official forums head on |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with a bit of luck we could create 50-60 alt accounts there and infiltrate them from the inside |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | call Lurker King, I need to coordinate this major offensive with him |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I can't take on the usurper Styg without him |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mein Goral |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lurker King |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Lurker King and his division are missing in action |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we haven't heard from him since he went arguing against open world design on Skyrim subreddit |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all those who have played AoD for less than 600 hours, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | that guy is an idiot |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | how could he think he'd be able to take on Bethesda's fans already |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | indie rpgs first, that was the plan |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | now I have to do all by myself |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll have to shill on obscure message boards all day now |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I used to be able to shower and get some sleep with Lurker King sharing the ordeal |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and all you useless twats didn't tell me anything |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | what were you thinking? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | mein Fuhrer, our recent victories over Underrail galvanized him |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | so he takes on a fucking behemot like Bethesda? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | mein Fuhrer, his original plan was to take on CD Projekt Red |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | right..those poles would have chewed and spat him out like a cold pierogi |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | that would have been another hopeless battle |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | even Obsidian would stomp our asses at this stage |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that's why we had a plan, fist indie rpgs, then CYOAs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | assimilate all their fans and only then attack AAA companies |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | now everything is ruined because of that retard |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | you need time to win a cultural war |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | you need years to brainwash the unwashed masses |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and our reich minister of propaganda is fucking gone now |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | what kills me is that |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | in 5-10 years every rpg would have adopted VD's design as the golden ratio |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can see it so vividly |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | every rpg |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | every rpg would have been a skill checks teleportation simulator |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | exactly like my beloved AoD |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and now, who the fuck knows what design trend will prevail |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | god forbids I will spend the rest of my days killing rathounds |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | in fucking warehouses, underground |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry, we still have PoE 2 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | the only thing that keeps me from biting on a cyanide capsule |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | is Colony Ship Rpg |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | until then |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I shall |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I shall (mutters to himself incoherently) |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...keep fighting the good fight |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | bring me my laptop |
