| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Klopp, the open-top bus you asked for has been delivered |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The bus has been decorated according to your specifications |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have raised bunting all along the main throughofares into the city centre |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Banners with the number "19" will be erected across the city |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have have chosen a large one to put at the top of Spellow Lane, here... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent, when can we expect to have the Premier League trophy to display? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to take a selfie with it with a funny caption |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Klopp... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chelsea... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Chelsea are 13 points ahead of us |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It appears likely that they will be the ones who win the league |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out except Hendo, Adam, Little Phil and Bobby Firmino |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck lads? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why didn't they give us the fucking trophy in November? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Bobby, even after I sorted you out with Brendan's dentist? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Alright, I haven't gotten around to visiting him myself yet |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I knew I made a mistake with Sakho |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm not arsed if he was on the lemo, we've all been there |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And whose bright idea was it to tell me to sign Karius? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That cunt couldn't catch AIDS in a Ugandan brothel |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Jürgen, we still have Mignolet... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Mignolet? Fucking hell, I've seen vampires handle crosses better than him |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you can't just blame the goalkeepers! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No, you're right. Let's talk about Ragnar fucking Klavan |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The fucking spaz |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "Experienced international" the scouts said |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Commanding presence" they said |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They neglected to mention that he's slower than a fucking tax rebate |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And don't get me started on that gobshite Sturridge |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Runs less than a 68 on match days, the little fucking rat |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why did we let Mané go to Gabon for that African cup thing? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Where the fuck is Gabon anyway? Is it a real place? Have we checked this out? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It was supposed to be our year |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We would be champions by now if we'd had a winter break |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'd be lifting the trophy, like this |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And the cups... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Losing home and away to Southampton in the League Cup was bad enough |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But we topped that going out in The FA Cup to fucking Wolves at home |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Karius again that one, the cunt |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why the fuck didn't I learn after the Bournemouth game? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now I've just remembered the Bournemouth game |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Yeah, I'd forgotten about the Bournemouth game too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How we laughed at The Ev there last season |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And then the tricky reds, well, we topped that didn't we? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck sake |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Karius lad... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I think we need to sign Joe Hart in the summer. Good with his feet that kid |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The fuck does Pep know anyway? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Next year's our year |
