| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alright everyone, we land in Illinois tomorrow. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're going to be visiting Six Flags Great America |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in Gurnee, Illinois |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I think we should purchase platinum flash passes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So we can get on Goliath, Raging Bull, and Viper |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about that spinny ride |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Orbit, I think it's called? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well, um |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Orbit... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Orbit closed last night, sir |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The park confirmed it's removal on the news this morning |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who didn't know about this, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I loved the Orbit |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dare they close it on the last day of Read to Succeed? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They didn't even fucking announce it beforehand |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I hate you Six Flags! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Orbit was my favorite ride in the park |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What reason do they even |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | have to close such a masterpiece? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir Screamscape says the East River Crawler is moving there |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Screamscape! I want Orbit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, we might see a new coaster in 2017 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a flying fuck about a Free Spin Billy |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I WANT MY ENTERPRISE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How dare they |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How could they have the nerve to do this?? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | IT WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL RIDES FOR FUCKS SAKE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And nobody cares about the East River Crawler anyway |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm officially cancelling my 2017 season pass |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'll just get a Cedar Fair platinum pass instead |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I hope nobody buys any passes so the park is forced to close because they are idiots! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Great America really isn't the same nowadays |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It used to be about the charm. The charm I tell you |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They restore Hometown Square and fuck it up again in one year |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've had enough |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | First they remove Iron Wolf and now this |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And they keep adding terrible rides like Goliath and X-Flight |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They don't even have Shockwave anymore |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Another ride they closed with no notice |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Seems to be the trend at this park |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Mary. You were supposed to announce it on Twitter |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You know, maybe I'm getting a little out of hand |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm just really pissed at the park |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I never saw this coming |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I want Orbit back |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It should've been East River Crawler instead |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But Six Flags has to keep their stupid octopus |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm gonna take a nap |
