So it was here at the anarchist
mob riots against
the Inauguration of President Trump
Richard Spencer was just walking along
minding his own business.
So he was interviewing with
big media. CNN or whoever.
It was not major media.
It was just some kid with a cell phone.
Everyone here NOT wearing swastika panties, exit the room. Right now.
So Spencer gets bitchslapped?
On some bastard's phone? Bitchslapped?
What about his security detail? He's a major celebrity leader! Were his bodyguards asleep?
Those panties I sent him are bulletproof!
Not poofda proof!
How did this limpwristed anarchist pervert breach
Spencer's masterful strategic perimeter?
He preaches on the right and duty of self-defense!
He is smarter than the smartest skinhead!
Why then is he not smart enough to duck?
There was no security detail, my waifu.
All that attacker did was throw his arm like this...
Spencer's a victim, you say?
The punch was thrown by a sissy who
likes ladies to whip him and make him eat poo-poo!
And you tell me he had no defense against this?
No expectation that one of the thousand antifascist
punks in the crowd might decide to punch him?
Has Spencer even read Mein Kampf?
Has he ever taken more than one punch in his life?
But at least the dank memes
can be worked in our favor.
Let's pair Spencer with Captain America
that hero Indiana Jones! Make some Spencer memes
Render him sympathetic to average Americans!
We can do that, maybe sign Spencer up
for martial arts or pilates or something.
So he doesn't crumple like a closeted Jew-lover!
He's not doxxing you and your husband, Elishiva.
Well...that's it then.
Make the best of it.
through the use of
a red-blooded meme that demonstrates his bravery and relevance to mainstream America.
If that doesn't work?