| 00:00 - 00:03 | The crowd size numbers on from the inauguration have come in. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's actually worse than we think. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | analyzed photographs and video taken of the National Mall and vicinity |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and are being compared to obama's inauguration in 2009 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and being reported on every major news network |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what do the numbers show? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How much worse are they? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Trump. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | 160,000 people |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Obama had over 700,000 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | all of this space was full when obama took the oath |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If your name is not Spicer, Conway, or Bannon... Get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was there! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The crowd was huge! The hugest! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is unfair! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | the media is always out to get me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | it looked like a million, to a million and a half people |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | people as far as I could see |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | there is no way. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | the womens march had over 3 times your crowd |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | i dont give a fuck what those bitches think they had |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | President, the footage was studied by crowd scientists |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | who do they think they are? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | i've never even heard of a crowd scientist |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Putin has been up my ass every day |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Trump do this, Trump do that" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm tired of this shit. I didn't want this job. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | My hands are not big enough for this. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The media and these protests aren't making it any easier. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just make them go away! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Spicer, Call a press conference. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Lie if you have to... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't care, call it "alternative facts". |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My supporters won't care anyway. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They eat up every word I say. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For I am Donald John Trump |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I am the president of the united states! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will make the day of my inaguration |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | a national holiday, starting tomorrow. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | National Day of Patriotic Devotion |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Melania. Your marriage isn't forever. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What would Stalin do in this situation? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I should tweet less. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe I should resign. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe Pence can do it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just wanted to make America great again. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I can't even build my wall. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Thanks Obama. |
