| 00:01 - 00:07 | Welcome to all. Official glorious news from |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | dear leader Cho Jinseok, visionary supreme director. |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Breaking news update on Japan sex and violence danger movie |
| 00:19 - 00:23 | "Colonel Panics" has receive from Department of Culture |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Yubari International Fantastic Film Festival has announced program for the snow screenings |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | and "Colonel Panics" will screen in competition and in Forbidden Zone |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Double rainbows have been seen in sky |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | to celebrate this news of |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | great future harmony between film and ideology |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Long live dear leader Cho Jinseok |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | and his ideology, leadership, character, virtues, grit and courage. |
