| 00:00 - 00:03 | The siege is going very badly. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have tried to take out |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Their legions of siege weapons. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | However, they have far too good defences for them and destroying them is impossible. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There's no way this siege is going to succeed. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Steiner will take care of them. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He has the ultimate weapon. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner's siege weapon was stolen by Noobus. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Noobus renamed it to the Red Army Trebuchet. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you've never had your shit stolen by an asian limey child, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE FUCK DID IT HAPPEN?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW THE FUCK WAS THE ENGINE STOLEN! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | IT FIRED WEAPONS UPON WEAPONS THAT WOULD ALL LATER FIRE TOGETHER! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND IT WAS STOLEN BY NOOBUS! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A FUCKING COMMUNIST BRIT! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND HE FUCKING USES A GODDAMN MUSKET! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HE CAN'T EVEN BEAT A CHILD IN A FOOTRACE! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE WORLD'S GREATEST WEAPON STOLEN BY HIM?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, the world's most powerful weapon is the nuke- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NO IT ISN'T! I DIDN'T PERSONALLY DESIGN IT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, perhaps weapons that you design are't the best! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | OF COURSE THEY'RE THE BEST! I'M ADOLF FUCKING HITLER! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | PURE INCOMPETENCE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I worked hard to take all of Europe |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And now it's all going to shit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Because of a commie who isn't even Russian! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I THOUGHT IT PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO BEAT US! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND YET HE SPANKED US WELL! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM, I WILL SHOOT HIM WITH HIS OWN MUSKET! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND THEN I'LL THROW HIS DEAD BODY IN THE SEA WHERE HE'LL EVENTUALLY FLOAT AWAY TO STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought it impossible... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | For the greatest weapon created... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To be stolen by a fucking limey. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's a disgrace... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A DISGRACE ON THE GERMAN NAME THAT IT WOULD BE STOLEN! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | PREPARE A LAW FOR THE GERMAN PEOPLE! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If you're less competent than a burnt out limey... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and that burnt out limey is a fucking edgy teenager... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | YOU MUST JOIN THE FUCKING ARMY! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. You'll be fine in the army. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Prepare a peace treaty. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will stop the siege. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It has failed. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And our weapons have been stolen. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But mark my words, the next war won't be so peaceful. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Blood will be spilt. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Mark my words... |
