| 00:00 - 00:03 | Morning Baz...The results of the 16 Nationals are in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It seems that |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Lee sails have done well |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Followed closely by Norths sails |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and CHIPS even winning a race |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But Fire Stopping won right....?! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They haven't lost all year... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ummm Baz... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bury.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | No...2nd again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | By 1 point....again |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get the fuck out, Turner, Bury, Bowen, Stenta and Nichols stay behind. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You're fucking kidding me!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How did you let TJS win!!?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | After everything I do for you hopeless pricks!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You guys must be brain dead |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I should have sent SUTECH |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I thought they were shithouse |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But it seems they are the only |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | boat of mine who can win a fucking race. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Bazza it was the wind... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How the FUCK did Ed Nichols get two 2nds?!?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Baz...all the light guys jagged one |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Turner what the fuck are you good for?!?! |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | Did you forget how to start? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Donkey Last around every first mark.. |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | Even Dozza wins down there. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And he cant beat time with a stick either |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The TJS kid cant even see out his afro |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but he still seems to see the shifts better than you lot. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And his North sails are so slow... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even if he does point 20 degrees higher |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Clint Bowen....what about you |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Where the fuck have you been since 2009? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Making every other prick go fast |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Shaving your legs |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and racing girls on push bikes... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You were my #1 boy, couldn't lose if you tried. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Going from 1st to 12th in 1 lap |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | didnt seem to be an issue in the second last race. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Tash will have to win at MHYC next year |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Tash hes only kidding....Chill |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Get me a rum and coke Mum... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All the glue ive sniffed for these boys |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | A bath too Mum... |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | Ruffy would never let me down like this |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Garry throw out all our designs, Start again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Put a mirror on Clints Jib |
| 03:53 - 03:57 | maybe then he will look at it. |
