| 00:00 - 00:03 | The goals report shows us that our conversions have |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | decreased by 30% and that is |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for all geos we are targeting. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our advertising spend is the same, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | making our total ROI negative... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And how can you explain... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | what is causing this? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner has been clicking on your ads |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he has been doing this for months |
| 00:53 - 00:59 | Except SEM, cyber and finance managers, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | clicking on my ads?!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | my competitor is clicking on my ads?!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | sitting in his office and killing my budget! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | my ads aren't showing to my customers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | he probably hired a click farm |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | my average cost per click is $12 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | from now we click on his ads all day long |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we need to do the same, click him |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer it's impossible, he protects his ads |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care about him protecting his ads |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, he uses ClickCease |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you are a cyber expert, find a way to click him! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | on all his keywords |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We pay this platform bags of cash |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | for shitty traffic that will never convert |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I have been paying for total garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The useless rep on the phone always avoids a proper answer |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | when we show her proof of click fraud! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How dare she say this is legitimate user behavior?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | With this money I could have gone on a cruise with Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wanted to swim with the dolphins |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | they are intelligent and have respect |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | unlike my competitor, that thief |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is insanity! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | More insane than voting for Trump! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should have worked with his campaign manager |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | how can your CTR be so high |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and conversions so low for so long |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I should have advertised on Bing! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I also never find anything on Bing... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | $8 for each click |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I hope its only my competitor clicking... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and none of you |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | that prick with his iphone 7 |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and his click-bot software he downloaded for free |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | switching his IPs and clearing cookies |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's do facebook |
