| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Inauguration is this Friday. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You will drive in here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the new President will enter from the East. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Chief Justice Roberts will swear in Donald Trump at noon, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the Republicans will be in power for the foreseeable future. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry about it, Cooper. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My legacy is secured. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. President- |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your legacy- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your legacy is executive orders and bad laws. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Trump and the Republican majority can repeal it Day One. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you donated to the Clinton Foundation, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did we lose? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could you let her lose? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I thought America was Ready for Her |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Is everyone here an idiot? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | One of you leaked debate questions to Hillary |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | One fell for a fucking phishing email |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And one of you got thrown like a side of beef |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | into a van, and still lost to a cheeto! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. President, please show some respect- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Respect?! For a racist sexist xenophobe? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, youre believing the propaganda |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | CNN WOULD NEVER LIE TO ME |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its that damn frog. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A bunch of losers on the internet |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | start this weird cult around a meme |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and we ACTUALLY RESPONDED TO IT |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why the fuck would you respond to a troll? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Attacking Trump only made him stronger |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If we had just ignored him |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He would have disappeared like Ron Paul |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | A billion dollars, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Every news station and late night host, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | An army of paid shills |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And she still lost. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | To a reality TV star of all people. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He even questioned my birth certificate |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He said I was born in Kenya or something |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How did such a joke of a person win? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How did she lose? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Malik was the better Obama anyways |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Brexit won, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Trump won the presidency |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | The European Union is collapsing. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The NWO is finished. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But were not going down without a fight. Regroup on Epsteins Island. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Well figure out how to go from there. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least we can enjoy "hot dogs" and "pizza" |
