00:00 - 00:03 | We are going to move to office 365 |
00:04 - 00:05 | We will take all our emails |
00:05 - 00:07 | and upload them here |
00:08 - 00:12 | It will make our emails more reliable |
00:12 - 00:15 | and reduce our workload |
00:17 - 00:19 | and it will work |
00:19 - 00:21 | even on my Iphone |
00:24 - 00:26 | Well |
00:27 - 00:28 | there might be... |
00:31 - 00:33 | there will be a speed issue |
00:34 - 00:36 | during our migration |
00:53 - 00:58 | Leave now if you manage exchange on site |
01:13 - 01:15 | So now I only have you? |
01:15 - 01:17 | to fix this slow shit |
01:18 - 01:23 | Emails are the life blood, the filing system |
01:25 - 01:28 | I hate using Objective |
01:29 - 01:31 | storing stuff in that is shit |
01:31 - 01:34 | I'd rather write it on a piece of paper |
01:34 - 01:37 | You can take your slow emails |
01:37 - 01:40 | and stick it up your O365 |
01:40 - 01:42 | We need to reduce emails in your inbox |
01:42 - 01:46 | You expect me to delete emails |
01:46 - 01:48 | But if you do it will make it run much better |
01:48 - 01:52 | Im not changing a thing I do |
01:53 - 01:54 | Its your bloody IT systems |
01:56 - 01:57 | always blaming the users |
01:57 - 02:00 | making them change the way they do things |
02:00 - 02:03 | Just cause you cant mask my way of working |
02:04 - 02:08 | Im going to sack you all |
02:08 - 02:13 | and get it all outsourced |
02:14 - 02:16 | They will help me keep my massive inbox |
02:17 - 02:21 | You idiots want me to file into that stupid Objective |
02:27 - 02:29 | Just cant get good help |
02:30 - 02:34 | The service desk has sucked for years |
02:34 - 02:36 | never fixing my problems |
02:41 - 02:42 | Overstaffed and overpaid |
02:43 - 02:47 | and sitting around twiddling their thumbs |
02:48 - 02:53 | and I still cant get my emails fixed |
02:54 - 02:56 | Well you can all go get stuffed |
02:56 - 02:59 | My email box will grow huge |
03:00 - 03:02 | and I'm not going to delete a thing! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK, we still love Objective |
03:14 - 03:16 | I guess if I have to go to cloud |
03:19 - 03:23 | I could file a few of them away |
03:25 - 03:26 | in Objective |
03:31 - 03:33 | as long as everyone does |
03:40 - 03:46 | and it better make it run faster |
03:46 - 03:49 | cause if it doesnt |
03:53 - 03:56 | were totally fucked |