| 00:00 - 00:05 | Here listen to me You gotta hear this |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I was out with Ricky for a drink |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | You won't believe what he said!! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Honestly I near pissed myself!! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Ricky just said he was a fireman! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I swear to fuck I never laughed so much |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | A fucking fireman!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | There is no way he was ever one |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Him up a fucking ladder!!! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | For fucks sake look at the size of him! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I have seen him trying to get up stairs!! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | His cankle is fucked, he says |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | He hangs about the stations |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Doesn't like the retained ones |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Now he wants back to SOBSU!! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | What the fuck does he want!!!! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Next it will be HMSU!! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I have never laughed as much in my life! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I just watched him today doing the van drills |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | His arse came flying out the door first! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | He took both fucking doors off |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Then rolled down the fucking range! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | It's the fucking circus he needs to join |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We will just have to humour him!! |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | But you wanted to see him rolling |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He was like Humpty Fucking Dumpty! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Then at lunchtime! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Flies like fuck round to the Rotunda |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And gets a massive bowl of Pasta that would have choked a donkey! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | He even took the pattern off the plate! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | A fucking ladder? |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | More like an Hydraulic lift needed |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I have to laugh now as tomorrow I can't |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I am back in Belfast to the real Joker!! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And another fucking detective expense email |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | U claiming a tenner? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | 2 Coffees, a box of biscuits and a book!! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He can go fuck with his email! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | At least a tenner plus no receipts! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | He will go fucking bonkers and wreck the place!! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Is he really that fucking bad? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Honestly he is You would think that fucker was paying it out of his own pocket!! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He should mind his own fucking business and do one!! |
| 03:12 - 03:14 | There's no trees left!!!!! |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | You don't believe me do you? Every fucking day email after email!! |
| 03:17 - 03:18 | More emails than Bill Gates!! |
| 03:19 - 03:20 | All this for coffee + a paper |
| 03:20 - 03:22 | Another car wash? Maybe 2? |
| 03:22 - 03:23 | I can't wait to see his eyes!! |
| 03:34 - 03:36 | I'll let you know what happens |
