| 00:00 - 00:01 | welcome to the meeting |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | mr secretary the bounderies are clearly marked now. |
| 00:00 - 00:02 | i will start |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the green keepers hut will go here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the 2nd tee back there and |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the 4th will be 30 yards longer! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the 9th will have a new tee box |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | what about the 5th and that fucking tree? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | thats going yes? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mr secretary |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | tell him Ginners |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | paul gee is going to be my vice captain. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he wants to make the 5th a par 5 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone fucking get out except Nutter,Ginners and Walsh |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Paul fucking Gee |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | anyone but Paul fucking Gee |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | he`s a total dickhead who puts stickers on vans for a living. |
| 01:22 - 01:24 | for fucks sake |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | he`s a complete idiot |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | its okay barbra |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | we`ve banned him 3 fucking times |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | he`s a fucking clown always shouting i`m fucking sparticus |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and wears fucking cargo pants and cosco tee shirts |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | mr secretary he`s smartened up lately |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | smartened up? he doesn`t even fucking shave |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr secretary it was Ginners idea |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ginners you complete and utter twat |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What were you thinking? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now that fucking lot from the chapel |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | will think they fucking own the place. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | fucking smedley,manks and that cunt ward |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | chitty,bradders,geldard and that fucking nut case crowbar |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | they`ll be coming up here in beach shorts and fucking flip flops |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | i can see the smug cunts now! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That fucking idiot Gee will be teeing off the locker room roof again |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | why couldn`t you pick Gary? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | or buzzard? they`ve got the club at heart |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | anyone but that clown |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What about the scratch team? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | he won`t fucking turn up up on a friday night to pick the team? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | never mind any committee meetings or official dinners |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | we will be a fucking laughing stock |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | them cunts down at fucking cleckheaton |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | will be pissing themselves at us |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It`s OK we still need a lady`s section |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | all the work i`ve done |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and we end up with Paul Gee as captain |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It`s a sad day |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least it`s not Dave Gearie |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | how the fuck am i going to tell the bradford union? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Paul Gee is our captain |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Jobs fucked |
