| 00:00 - 00:03 | There is a dinner party tonight!!! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Everyone is invited |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we will meet here at 6pm |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As you can see the location is central, accessible, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and has excellent routes for arrival and egress |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am sure we will have drinks |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and a regal prime rib available? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | its not really..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the prime rib..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We were not able to procure any beef. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have 'smoked turkey' from last year. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody not involved with the menu needs to leave immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUCKING SMOKED TURKEY?!?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I SENT THAT INFERNAL BIRD HERE LAST CHRISTMAS!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ARE YOU TELLING ME IT HAS BEEN SITTING IN THE REFRIGERATOR |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | GATHERING FREEZER BURN FOR 12 FUCKING MONTHS!?!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I sent it as a GIFT |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to be consumed upon RECEIPT!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | instead, it is STORED like a tin of orange juice |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | or a GOD DAMN JIMMY DEAN SAUSAGE!!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we ate all the peanut brittle you--- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THAT was for THE KIDS you FUCKING IDIOT!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes but it was DELECTABLE and we couldn't stop |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | CONTROL yourself you SLOB!!! The TURKEY was for the adults!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You CANNOT freeze a Greenberg Turkey!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It was smoked in a specialized hut |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | for FOUR DAYS!! Perfectly seasoned!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A FAMILY recipe handed down for 100 YEARS! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | One does not simply DISCARD such a bird and set it |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | next to old waffles and expired ICE CREAM!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The flavors are TO DIE FOR!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Families have been DESTROYED over who gets the last piece!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But we put the meat in a deep freeze. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We freeze a meal which cost me an arm and a leg |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and you have to send a CHECK! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I get food as gifts. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and I FOLLOW THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I don't give a SHIT what they send me. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will eat it in a tmely fashion. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do you have any idea how many cookies I get? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How many SUCKASS streudels come in the mail? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's joking. He LOVED the fruitcake. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But I eat it all when I get it. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I don't put it on ice and wait to give it back. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Frozen poultry gives Brad diarrhea. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He might even start coughing up blood.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I will be at the party and pretend like its a routine meal and everything is normal. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I am certain there will be other foods made available. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Have Beth check the expiration dates. |
