| 00:00 - 00:03 | the dads have asked about a shorter trip this year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | people are older... less energy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they say we should change the acronmym |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | GWD... prepare for... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Grandads with daughters |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | A shortER trip |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | what will sprod think of us? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | sprod? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | he's not kicking sixty |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | or carrying 3 extra stone... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and my knee |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following will stay here: Ellis, Campbell, Garbutt |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | a shorter RIDE! what the fucking hell is sprod going to say |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ellis. i'm surprised you showed your face |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and your not in greece picking fucking oranges |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | where the fuck is brown |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | he's always been a fucking part timer |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and nelson - i suppose |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | he's saying |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we should fucking sail there? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | he has a lovely boat |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | and i'm sure barton says |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | yes - we can stock it with lots of real ale |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ale?! you fucking idiots... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | what the fuck will sprod think |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and that fucker grace... i can imagine |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 'meh' ... baby keeping me awake ... 'meh' |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | idiot! what did he expect having another one at 50 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and that fucker brennan |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | meh... writing my book....meh |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and feiler? - the name says it all |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | don't get me started on mallard |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and maciver |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | i really don't cycle much |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i use the car to nip down the shops |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | what will sprod think |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and campbell |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | you and your fucking early trains |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | don't you know you have to work in the nhs to retire early? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | for fucks sake |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | last year i cycled the entire rheine |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | for fucks sake with my wife! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | and you can't do a few days of somerset flats |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ok. BFG - yes you big friendly fucking garbutt |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | you can bring your fucking camper van |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | as can campbell. at least they're fucking volkswagens |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | tell brown he can come for five fucking minutes if he wants. and yes ellis you can start every day with fucking tai chi |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | nelson can fucking fly there for all i care. mallard and grace on mopeds |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and barton - we can finish in a traditional pub every day regardless of how fucking shite they are |
