00:00 - 00:01 | I swear on my life |
00:00 - 00:01 | And his ginger cunt bro too |
00:00 - 00:01 | The fat cunt |
00:00 - 00:01 | Fuck him |
00:00 - 00:03 | Sir. I am sorry to bring you bad news. |
00:04 - 00:05 | I have heard. Joe Guttenberg. |
00:05 - 00:07 | He has cost the Boozers again |
00:08 - 00:12 | I have just checked the Powerleague website...it confirmed the loss |
00:12 - 00:15 | Joseph...Guttenberg |
00:17 - 00:19 | Yes. I checked with Tyrone |
00:19 - 00:21 | Infact I checked with everybody |
00:24 - 00:26 | Even with the little Asian ref |
00:27 - 00:28 | Joe cost them. |
00:31 - 00:33 | You bring me such news. Joseph Guttenberg.... |
00:34 - 00:36 | That fat useless piece of shit |
00:53 - 00:58 | For fuck sake. How many fucking times has that ugly useless lump cost points now |
01:13 - 01:15 | Every single week I hear the same thing |
01:15 - 01:17 | Every week he loses his runner |
01:18 - 01:23 | He doesn't listen. He doesn't pay attention |
01:25 - 01:28 | He is 79 years old and still doesn't know how to play |
01:29 - 01:31 | He's too busy daydreaming about WWE |
01:31 - 01:34 | And loses his man as a result |
01:34 - 01:37 | It's not fucking rocket science to mark a man! |
01:37 - 01:40 | He was told to play further up the field |
01:40 - 01:42 | Then why the fuck don't he? |
01:42 - 01:46 | Sir. Because he's too fat too track back |
01:46 - 01:48 | To fat. Instead of going Gauchos ever week |
01:48 - 01:52 | Why don't he go to the gym the fucking slob |
01:53 - 01:54 | I know he's an autistic cunt |
01:56 - 01:57 | But a 6 year old is more capable |
01:57 - 02:00 | The fat mug has been playing since before my birth |
02:00 - 02:03 | How can he still not know basic man marking |
02:04 - 02:08 | Instead he does his shit flicks and tricks. Why? |
02:08 - 02:13 | Does he think he is Messi? He is a fucking Mess |
02:14 - 02:16 | With his shit pink socks and boots |
02:17 - 02:21 | He makes the Boozers look like a laughing stock |
02:27 - 02:29 | But nobody tells the cunt do they |
02:30 - 02:34 | Running around like a useless strawberry corneto |
02:34 - 02:36 | pink socks he needs extra attention? |
02:41 - 02:42 | Never plays back to the keeper |
02:43 - 02:47 | Because he's too deluded |
02:48 - 02:53 | Thinks he doesn't need to |
02:54 - 02:56 | Then he loses the ball and costs goals |
02:56 - 02:59 | He has done that many times sir |
03:00 - 03:02 | We can not tolerate this any longer |
03:04 - 03:07 | He must be eliminated for good. Enough is enough |
03:14 - 03:16 | The Boozers have suffered for too long |
03:19 - 03:23 | He will not go near the 7-a-side team |
03:25 - 03:26 | He will sabotage that |
03:31 - 03:33 | If anybody tell him |
03:40 - 03:46 | Or gets him involved I will kill you |
03:46 - 03:49 | Anyway only a few weeks left |
03:53 - 03:56 | I never want to see him again |