| 00:00 - 00:05 | The uncles were all in the Winged Horse pub |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | when the church ceremony finished, they all came out |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | to drive the wives and kids to the reception |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | They were already pissed, with a belly full of beer. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | But they hadn't seen the seating arrangements |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Guess what? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Guess what? |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They put Leo and Alec on the same table |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Guess where |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Right next to each other, in front of the cake |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | The rest of the table were the brides family |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and put Victor and Billy on the next table |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | World War three |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | was about to break out |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Johnny and Lena Scales |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Were taking bets from the kids |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | giving odds |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | on who's dad would get the first nose bleed |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and young Noel was betting on his own dad |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He won more money than his dad earned in a week. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Robbie Clarke and Peter Egan |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | were punching to the beat of the Dubliners |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Then the brides mother tried to calm things |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | by reminding them there were kids in the room |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And said they'd spent 10 grand on this wedding |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | she said lets behave like English |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | So Robbies kids |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | pushed her head into the wedding cake |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | but the cake fell on Peter Sims |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Peters face......... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | It was like, It was like, |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | It was like |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | It was like the fucking keystone cops on ice |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Victor was sliding round trying to punch Alec |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Fergier had the little bride & groom statue stuck on his nose but never noticed |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | On his nose? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | On his fucking nose |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | That'll teach them for marrying a fucking Boshell |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | But then the cops came |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Auntie May spoke to them and they drove away |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What did she say. |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | She asked them if they remembered last years Boshell wedding? |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | They said they did and fucked off |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | May was a lovely Matriach |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | They cut the cake at the hospital |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | They put ribbons on the ambulance |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | That's the last time a brides family arranges the Boshell Seating |
