| 00:00 - 00:05 | So you heard about the Dallas Cowboys |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | First playoff game in two years |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | The Cowboy fans thought they were going to the Superbowl |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | They were telling everyone who would listen |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We are going to the Superbowl |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It's trueeee |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They haven't won a superbowl in 20 years |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Poor Cow sheep |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Crying their little eyes out into their star shaped pillows |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Aaron Rodgers came into Dallas a whomping and a stomping |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and shut up 90 thousand screaming cow fans |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Some fans were so upset |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They were calling for Tony Romo |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Tony Romo, you believe that |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | He never wins playoff games |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's true |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Tony Romo in a Superbowl |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Maybe in Madden football on Playstation |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Romo and Superbowls, that is a good one |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Romo Romo |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | with his tired old arm |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, seriously, seriously, all jokes aside |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I think they have a real chance |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | come next season |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Superbowl bound |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I'm being serious |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | they are a chamionship team |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | if they get a couple of defensive players |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | it's true |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I can't |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | say it |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | without laughing |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | but I honestly believe it |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | in my heart, they are just one step away |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Superbowl |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | They are America's team |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I guess Donald Trump was correct |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | America really doesn't win anymore |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I shouldn't laugh but I can't stop |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Do you think it's a process? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Garrett and his process, everything is a process |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He has so many processes he should work for the IRS |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | It's a processsss |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | He says that every year |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | and every year another fishing trip in January |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | The process they should start is his pink slip process |
