| 00:01 - 00:07 | Good afternoon this is legatus news |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | The headlines. Mr Bing arrested in underpants confusion with a Roman |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | And Ivan the legend spotted clashing on merry go round |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | And cornelius ? The man the myth the pornstar???? We have the truth coming up |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Mr Bing was arrested today in London trying to steal |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | A Spartans underpants |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Mr Bing claims that they were stolen from him |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Luke was at the scene pictured kissing a chihuahua |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Fans of Ivan have been cheering there mighty warrior as he |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Got 3 stars while riding a horse. Is there nothing he can't do ? |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | And we still have no new news on the legend of cor. Some say since the stig has not had much work he's in hiding |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | And finally Kevin Hughes is still missing from war. Here's hoping after our last great win he returns |
| 00:49 - 00:50 | This kooky mcmooky live from legatus news studios saying peace |
