| 00:00 - 00:02 | Good evening |
| 00:01 - 00:07 | What a great game last night! |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Fulham easily won against Barnsley |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | At the same time Brentford got smashed by Newcastle |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | QPR are still only 17th :D |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Our great leader Slavisa is the boss |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Our next game is QPR away. |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Let us push them further down into the mud |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | The mighty Fulham will chase the playoffs |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Look out Derby and Leeds, Fulham are coming |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Cairney and Johansen will score more goals |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Slavisa will be manager of the year, while Holloway is sacked at Loftus Road |
| 00:49 - 00:50 | Coyw! |
