| 00:00 - 00:03 | We had good oil shows on all wells |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Wireline logs confirmed the zones |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Porposity looks good |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The average pay zone |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | is 53m on each well |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The DST results |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell me the flow rates |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Drilling Manager |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The DST gauges... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The DST gauges failed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we didn't take manual readings |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anybody who doesn't know what a Barton chart is, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | No fucking manual readings! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Rule number two at Oilfield school!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Never trust the electronic gauge |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't believe this shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who are these contractors |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want those fuckers in here now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fill the Non-Conformance Register with their name |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And ban all electronic gauges!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Quartz gauges have unprecedented accuracy |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They're not very fucking accurate now are they?? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Failure rates have dropped from 12% to 3% |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You sound like a shareholder of a gauge company |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | you dickhead |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Its time for change |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All data acquisition personnel |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | are to be rounded up |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And fire them all |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don't give a fuck about workplace laws |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'll pay the stupid fines |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It'll be cheaper than another fucking downhole gauge failure |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're going back to basics |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Like it was back in my day |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | When you were connected to the equipment |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Failure |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I only ever started hearing the word when we started using electronic gauges |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I still don't see what is so great about them |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Wells flowed before |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Nobody needed that shit 40 years ago |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Fucking DAQ parasites |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we'll transfer you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This restructure |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | is to start immediately |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Mr DAQ |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You're first |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Every piece of DAQ equipment is to be collected |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and sent to the dump |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | by the end of the day |
