| 00:00 - 00:03 | My friends call me. Risitas ! |
| 00:03 - 00:06 | Come test the Switch it's like the Farwest |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | 1-2 Switch is out |
| 00:09 - 00:10 | my god... |
| 00:10 - 00:15 | I'm thinking it's pure crap but at least the online is free |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The online is not free anymore |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | My god... |
| 00:29 - 00:30 | My god... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | A paid live to share Zelda Screenshots |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And there's not even a vocal chat, you'll have to buy a shitty smartphone app for it |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | When the kids will understand |
| 00:50 - 00:53 | that they can't play the game without a phone |
| 00:58 - 01:01 | And the worst is that the guys are okay with it |
| 01:03 - 01:06 | "Paying for a quality live" they say |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | They's so naive |
| 01:09 - 01:11 | AAAAYAAAAAAA |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | My god... |
| 01:14 - 01:19 | They think that because they pay it'll be the best online ever |
| 01:21 - 01:25 | They'll have to pay to play Splatoon or Mk8 |
| 01:35 - 01:39 | The pro-N that were bragging about the Wii U free live |
| 01:41 - 01:48 | But seriously, we can laugh but the Zelda Breath of the Wild is beautiful |
| 01:50 - 01:52 | in 900p |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | and it lags |
| 01:56 - 02:01 | The press gave its thoughts |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | While all the pro-n whine, they don't care |
| 02:05 - 02:06 | My god... |
| 02:09 - 02:11 | The qualm |
| 02:15 - 02:19 | They replaced fifty Joycons during the Event |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | The monitor was so uncomfortable he wished he was burned alive |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Crappy hardware |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Downright |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | The worst is that they're 80 and you have to buy them |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Such beautiful scam |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | 2017 starts so well for Nindendo |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | They haven't learn anything ? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well i don't think so, they haven't changed any of the components |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | 12 years late with Skyrim and FIFA version PS3 |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I don't think it was possible in 2017 |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | No mods or DLC's |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Fuck this it's like a dream |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | The worst is that everyone is going to buy one. |
