| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, very urgent news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Phi Mu has asked |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to have a social with us. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Unfortunately, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we don't have anywhere to host it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's okay, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll just have it at Mike's house. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mike... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mike's house is unavailable. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He cannot host it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not on the Social Committee, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Well what the fuck should we do! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That's the only fucking place to host! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We'll just have to cancel the god damn social! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This always fucking happens! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Every god damn time! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | There is never anywhere to host! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NEVER EVER EVER!!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I swear to fucking god! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, there is always the Keck House. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I already spoke to them! They're too uncomfortable! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What about the Village? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No, it's fucking five square feet in there. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And there are RA's! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I told our brothers |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I was going to need help |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | this semester. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And look what I fucking get! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I get shit and none of the reward. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Sometimes I even |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | have to be the sober fucking brother! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I work so hard. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It is so unfair. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I even have to make the jungle juice. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We need our god damn house. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Right fucking now! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The fucking Frisbee house is cooler than us! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Most people would |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | rather go there. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It is fucking disgraceful! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. We'll pregame in ML |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I only want the best. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ZBT deserves the best. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I should resign. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It just isn't fun anymore. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do you think they can host this one? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Cause we never fucking can. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Rhetorical question. |
