| 00:00 - 00:03 | We will have checkpoints here with the |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Department of Agriculture men |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This is the road to Shannon Harbour |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | What about the bridhe to Eyrecourt? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Two Garda on that |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That is good! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | These are tough bastards! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Tell us about it! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The British Army and the RAF are nothing to them. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Im just glad they didnt sign up |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | its something of a culture you see |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I dont get it |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I was at a horse fair when I was a kid |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I GOT SHIT ON MY SHOES! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HORSE SHIT!!!!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | IT SMELLED! THEY WERE NEW SHOES! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I know I should have wore wellies |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But this is a TOWN! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Horses belong in a field |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not on a MAIN STREET! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There will be a man who can stop it Fuhrer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But, alas, it wont be you! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He will be a Garda Seargent |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He may not succeed but he is more capable than the SS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | More capable than the SS???? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If I cant stop it |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and an entire world war |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | one mad Garda |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and the entire Department of Agriculture |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and the Revenue Commissioners |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | with the damned Customes and Excise |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | can try as they might |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | but they will never succeed |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | CAN WE NOT JUST SEND IN THE LUFTWAFFE? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Bomb the bastards! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We could try a V2 Rocket but its out of its range! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | OUT OF ITS RANGE? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Some rocket scientist you are! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If I cant beat a horse fair I will never win the war. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And Adolf Hitler never loses. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | NEVER! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | !!!!!!! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So who is theis Garda anyway? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Who is yet to be born that you think is better than me? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Is he one of Eoin O Duffys men? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The gand he sent to Spain were bloody fools |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They couldnt stop the Republicans |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | never mind a horse fair! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I give up! Let them have it |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | for now and for ever... |
