00:00 - 00:03 | CMS: Royal Entertainment profits are through the roof |
00:04 - 00:05 | we're making a profit of 900k a |
00:05 - 00:07 | month from these four tycoons |
00:08 - 00:12 | Pizza tycoon on the other hand is doing shit |
00:12 - 00:15 | making Bank Tycoon our top earner, here |
00:17 - 00:19 | Jacob: Good, good do you have any |
00:19 - 00:21 | idea how many nudes we could obtain with these profits? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Royal_CMS: M'Royalness |
00:27 - 00:28 | Roblox |
00:31 - 00:33 | Edwin: Roblox has terminated your account on charges of pedohiliia |
00:34 - 00:36 | and Flavoured has ceased Royal |
00:53 - 00:58 | Jacob: If you don't think I can obtain pussy without robux, leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | HOW THE FUCK COULD THIS HAPPEN!?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Those mod fucks, trying to cock block me at every turn |
01:25 - 01:28 | Useless fucks, now how am to afford nudes from Lydia? |
01:29 - 01:31 | It's no secret that she only wants me |
01:31 - 01:34 | for my fucking robux |
01:34 - 01:37 | If I'm going to jail, you're all coming with me |
01:37 - 01:40 | Especially you Joncs, you subservient, Arab fuck |
01:40 - 01:42 | Joncs: M'Royalness I won't survive in jail |
01:42 - 01:46 | Jacob: You should've thought of that before you sexted those children |
01:46 - 01:48 | Joncs: M'Royalness I was under the assumption that it was ok |
01:48 - 01:52 | Jacob: Shut your mouth you filthy towel head |
01:53 - 01:54 | You knew as well as me that it was illegal |
01:56 - 01:57 | Yet you egged me on, and you |
01:57 - 02:00 | encouraged me to sext more kids |
02:00 - 02:03 | You subservient pedo fuck this is your fault |
02:04 - 02:08 | Vis_al, Lydia, Alexa, Zeyrei, Katie |
02:08 - 02:13 | How the fuck am I suppose to make them happy now? |
02:14 - 02:16 | I'm fucking broke, I probably can't even afford a shaggy |
02:17 - 02:21 | and when Wights hears about this, do you have any idea how many memes he'll make out of me? |
02:27 - 02:29 | As if my giant forehead wasn't bad enough |
02:30 - 02:34 | now I'm broke too, I'm meant to be a fucking lion |
02:34 - 02:36 | Royal King of www.ROBLOX.com |
02:41 - 02:42 | Now I ain't shit, I'm like Bakers |
02:43 - 02:47 | Only less wealthy, but infinite times more self conscious about my voice |
02:48 - 02:53 | I feel like fucking killing myself |
02:54 - 02:56 | What am I now? |
02:56 - 02:59 | For once I was the King of ROBLOX. Everytime I walked into Club Insanity |
03:00 - 03:02 | with all my flashy limiteds, 12yos would flock to me |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Lydia, he still has a Black Sparkle Time |
03:14 - 03:16 | Edwin you will lead the royal affairs now |
03:19 - 03:23 | I'll be a dead come morning, I won't let them take me alive |
03:25 - 03:26 | and I won't give Wights |
03:31 - 03:33 | the chance to ridicule me further |
03:40 - 03:46 | I have lived a shameful and empty life |
03:46 - 03:49 | filled with nothing, but child porn and regret |
03:53 - 03:56 | For what am I, if not a pedophile fuck in the end? |