00:00 - 00:05 | Hello i am wrobel the lead skill designer for ESO |
00:05 - 00:07 | So now we have to pump out housing as fast as we can. |
00:07 - 00:10 | Oh and balancing |
00:11 - 00:16 | Only one issue |
00:17 - 00:21 | We dont know how to balance |
00:21 - 00:24 | We honestly fucking dont |
00:29 - 00:31 | We didnt even nerf incap :D |
00:31 - 00:34 | And we converted crescent to stamina |
00:38 - 00:40 | And now these fucking retarded magicka dks cant even heal themself |
00:41 - 00:47 | Know why? because they will be out of magicka |
00:47 - 00:50 | Because their heal scales of their missing magicka |
00:50 - 00:56 | Silly magicka dks thinking we will buff them |
00:58 - 00:59 | And guess what? |
00:59 - 01:01 | We gave them a half decent ultimate that will loading screen them whenever they use it. |
01:04 - 01:06 | Just so they will stop crying on the forums. |
01:06 - 01:08 | Silly magicka dks |
01:13 - 01:14 | And wanna know the best part? |
01:14 - 01:16 | We didnt even chance incap strike! |
01:16 - 01:20 | Im not even kidding |
01:21 - 01:27 | And we just butt fucked magicka templars by taking away their only decent ultimate |
01:35 - 01:36 | And now proc sets cant crit so its balanced alright? |
01:36 - 01:39 | We fixed proc sets! |
01:41 - 01:44 | But no really big balancing plans for update 13 |
01:44 - 01:47 | Oh and about our plans for desto ultimate? |
01:47 - 01:49 | We just decreased the damage by 5% |
01:50 - 01:53 | That is enough right? |
01:54 - 01:56 | Popping storms 10v1 silly stamblades! |
01:56 - 01:58 | We dont even care about balance anymore! |
01:58 - 02:02 | As long as miruku can ERP in his dark elf mansion we dont care |
02:05 - 02:07 | And we gonna make a fuckton of money from the crown store houses that we made in afternoon |
02:10 - 02:11 | Silly plebs gonna make us rich! |
02:11 - 02:13 | We dont even care about pvp balancing xD |
02:15 - 02:17 | Incap strike is still bullshit broken! |
02:17 - 02:20 | And proc sets still gonna be in every recap! |
02:21 - 02:28 | Because who needs balance when you can just RP in your house? |
02:29 - 02:30 | Which will be laggy because you cant code? |
02:30 - 02:32 | And we still didnt change heavy armour stambuilds |
02:36 - 02:39 | I cannot believe they actually believed us when we said we would balance |
02:40 - 02:42 | Only good thing we did was reverting the change to velocious curse |
02:50 - 02:55 | Silly magicka dks though believing us |
02:56 - 02:58 | You are going to buff magicka dk seriously? |
02:58 - 03:04 | No are you serious? |
03:04 - 03:09 | We will just make a dk house and call it a day |
03:09 - 03:11 | We still have plans for other classes though |
03:16 - 03:20 | How do you like your dk? |
03:23 - 03:26 | They gonna keep coming back and begging for buffs |
03:31 - 03:36 | Just buy 60k crowns and we will might consider a serious buff |