| 00:00 - 00:03 | Second pumps being dropped lads. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Detachments are here, 2 BA |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 1 to Moss Side |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The other to Agecroft. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Whose turn is it? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not sure, I'll get the list. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I know it's not me. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Megamind |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's your turn. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's right, you're next. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The sheets have changed |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I know it wasn't me, i was after Mike, Dave, Chris and Wayne |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Nuggie has changed the sheets. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The dirty little rat. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I know he should have been next because I checked the sheets last night and the box was empty. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Un-fucking-believable you are. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm sick of you doing shit like this. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You've fucked us over and it's not the first time. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | First it was the racist jokes. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Then you moved onto cheese gate. That was a joke. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I didn't change the sheets, I swear. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You walk around like you own the place but you're only the junior man. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I swear on my kids lives! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You've probably forgot you retard. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I mean it was this morning. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Dya do it in between snoozes. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I can't believe you treat us all this way |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I mean, what would Betty Boop say if she ever found out. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There would be no more dancing that's for sure |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You could also kiss that allotment goodbye, you fucking vegetable. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And as for holding hands. Forget it. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Whose gonna take her lad to cadets? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You've done this to many times now. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You really are an embarrassment |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What about that prosecco you stole too? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Can't believe you did that |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | She had great tits on her to in that dress. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You surprised me there really. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I mean |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You'd shag a wet sock if it was available. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What's gonna be next |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He stinks of piss too, you should smell him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Youve got to pay for this. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Sometimes I don't know who you are anymore. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | None of us do. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No wonder your ex Mrs hates you. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You must change your ways coz it's spiralling out of control. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I really am lost for words at the moment |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Leave me now, I don't want you in my sight. |
| 03:56 - 03:58 | Wait until Mike O'Neill finds out. |
