| 00:00 - 00:03 | So our first gig in over a year is in the bearded lady |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Thats in the West End |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I think we can park around here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It is a bit of a walk from here to Boundary street, and we will have our gear |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But at least there are 3 of us to carry the gear |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You mean 4 of you...... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 4 of you to carry the gear around |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mayhem |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mayhem for Mary is now a 3 piece |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have no guitarist |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone fuck off other than Keith, Laurence and Wes |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You're really taking the fucking piss now |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You cunts think you can do whatever the fuck you want |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You're all idiots |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You don't understand anything |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The electric guitar is an essential part of any band |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And you think you can just fuck it off and do without it |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | As if it was a tambourine or a fucking cowbell |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer, I promise everything sounds awesome without... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'll decide what sounds awesome and what sounds shit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, Its a more Beat driven sound. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Beat Driven my bollox, im going to throw this pencil now |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You'll sound like Keane. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | With no Guitar there'll be |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No pinched harmonics, no sweep picking, and no rad solos |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And you'll replace that with 'Interesting sounds' |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Where would Floyd or Zeppelin be without guitars... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And i suppose you think The Mars Volta or TOOL would be amazing with Drums, bass and vocals... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I Fucking Love TOOL |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you guys are going to carry your gear from Berlin to the west end. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You thought i didnt notice that hey? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Dont get me wrong, The bass gets me here |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I like to feel the Bass... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But its no Guitar. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Who's going to want to see a show without any guitars |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | all the drums, bass and vocals in the world won't tempt them |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Everyone loves the electric guitar |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To hear the scream of an overdriven guitar |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | you can't do that on bass, |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Tuesday, He has some pedals and shit. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You've lost the slim chance you had |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | of any sort of radio airplay or mainstream success |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | its impossible |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I've given up on you |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want nothing more to do with you, and i wish you death, destruction........ |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And Chaos, you dumb cunts. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Enjoy your shit gig |
