| 00:00 - 00:05 | Hi I'm Clive Stephens |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This is about the tennis trip |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Lou said lets stay in crap hotels |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We all said no |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I said lets turn up different days |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | To make Lou mad |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Rob said lets take the boat out |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And make Lou sick |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Jon said then he won't eat his food |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | But still have to pay his share |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Jon ordered as much food as he could |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | All Marbella laughed |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Only Clutzes fashion was funnier |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | He wore Doc Martens one night |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And then - you won't believe it |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | He wore Birkenstocks |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Yes Birkenstocks |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Can you believe it |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | He's mad |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Thinks they are fashionable |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | His girls play a joke on him |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And he believes it |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Anyway after Guy and the nipple incident |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I said the Birkos have to go |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Lets burn them I said |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Rob said no way they are indestructible |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | So I got the Birkos |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Got a candle |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And tried to light the fuckers |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Would they burn ? |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | No way they are too stupid to burn |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Who would ever wear them ? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Jeremy Corben ?? |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Those Clutz Girls |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They really pulled a fast one |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Poor Steve |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | He still wears them |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Even has more yah one pair |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Birkos |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Unbelivable |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Bloody Birkos |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | What a trip |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Love Steve |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | What a sport |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Fashion sense |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Birkos |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Can't wait to see next years fashion |
