Sona has appointed his high command.
Caimic will be Darth Vader,
and Ravenous will be Tarkin.
Caimic is a well known idiot and Ravenous invented COMPNOR.
None of the veterans are fairly happy. Some have quit already.
Trust Sona's choice.
Give Caimic and Ravenous a chance.
Sona has made Jacob Lord Starkiller.
Sona has made a grievous mistake.
These men will stay: Bob, Bill, Jane, John.
IS SONA AN IDIOT!
CAIMIC AND RAVENOUS! NOW OROUS!
THIS IS SHITTIER THAN WHEN I COMMITTED SUICIDE IN THIS MOVIE!
HOW STUPID CAN PEOPLE BE?
HE DID BATSHIT NOTHING IN TNGSE!
AND NOW HE GETS A PROMOTION FOR HIS NON WORK!
THATS NOW HOW GOOD GROUPS RUN!
SIR HES NOT BAD! HE DID SOME STUFF!
HE DID NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! SHIT, HE IS!
SIR GIVE HIM A CHANCE!
THERE WILL BE NO CHANCES! JACOB IS SHIT!
WE CANT OPERATE LIKE THIS!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
HE CANT LEAD AT ALL!
ITS A PATH TO DISASTER!
TGE WILL FALL AT THIS RATE!
SONA NEEDS TO GET HIS SHIT TOGETHER AND APPOINT VEXIS AS VADER!
WHY CANT HE JUST DO THAT!?!?!?!
HE'S PUTTING IDIOTS IN CHARGE LIKE STALIN!
Why can't we get one sane person?
Just one! Even I could lead better.
Instead we get to eat ass!
This is it!
We cant hope to beat COMPNOR with these people, much less dominate the genre.
This is fucking hopeless! I should just quit.
At least we got some sane high ranks!
But at this rate it wont matter! We're doomed!
Caimic, Ravenous. Now fucking Jacob!
Dont worry I like Jacob's dick too!
TGE is ended...
All hope is lost. There is no point left. We're done.
There is no winning.
The war is lost.
Pack your bags, folks. Time to get going while we still can.
At least COMPNOR can lead.
Maybe I'll just enlist with them.