MormonLeaks just released more financial records
The leakers gave the docs to Ryan McKnight
An exmormon who lives in Nevada
Most leaks are getting media attention
and it seems the leaks will continue
But he is gay, isn't he?
If we cure him, the leaks will stop.
It's not just him
It's not just him... Employees are giving him the docs
This has nothing to do with being gay. The leaks will continue.
Anyone who has not received the Second Anointing, leave the room now
But he must be gay!
Just like NewNameNoah!
Where are the flaming swords when we need them?
Joseph put a rock in a hat
And heard the voice of God!
As a successor I am entitled to revelation!
I have heard the word of God and I know he is gay!
Gayer than Liberace in drag on the streets of San Francisco!
Elder Bednar, he is married with kids...
Then why would he release documents? Why would he leave the church?
Elder Bednar, he doesn't believe the church is true
The church is true! He needs therapy!
It's the only way
The First Presidency is riding my ass about this
Every day I hear from Eyring
"Bednar, stop this fucking garbage!"
Then he starts weeping for no goddamn reason
Like he's in the middle of a fucking General Conference talk!
I want to grab him by the balls
and ask him why he weeps over his own shitty anecdotes
And Monson... Jesus Christ...
The man tells a story and then immediately tells it again
Always about a widow
They call him the Silver Fox but damn it, everyone knows I'm the best looking apostle!
All he's got going for him is his hair and accent
Someone should leak his hair products
If I had his hair, I would be in the First Presidency
We need to start leaking shit about them so I can get in power!
Sister, he is only speaking as a man, not as a prophet
If it wasn't for those Lion House rolls
and $10,000 a month, I would start my own church
These leaks are sickening
Like looking at Boyd Packer's face all those years
I am beginning to feel like a scientologist
The church is dying a slow death
The leaks will continue