Mein Führer. Our "positivity drive" is going well.
after Colin's outburst
we've made excellent progress here
listening to the community, implementing tighter rules
but there are a few here who refuse to accept the rules
Post some dank memes - they'll fall in line.
Jeffery Vance, unfortunately broke the rules... We've had to ban him
The fucking group has gone into meltdown
... Leave the room, everyone, except Yodel, Crepes, and Puta
first of all - your fucking names are stupid.
secondly - what the shit?!
the same people complaining about negativity a month ago are now kicking off?!
how many of them even knew Jeffery?!
I HEAR YOU CRYING, KAREN!
a fucking outrage, a disgrace
groups have rules, it doesn't matter what they are
it's the internet for crying out loud
is this a good time to mention the 69 people outside?
fuck your 69 people - It's getting old, Yodel!
Mein Führer, people are saying the rules are dumb
but they ARE the rules - and fuck these pens.
admins spend their free time
dealing with such menial shit
rules are simply put in place
to bring some semblance of order to the writing mass of chaos
and this "meta" rule? It's just another way to minimise shitposting
from nearly 9000 fucking people
"don't be cliquey" or "give liked members special privileges" - CHRIST
and we still have Bongos
multiple times a day - BONGOS *beats chest*
and that's fine, people love it
it's just sad
that rebellion can happen so quickly, over so little
and that so many decided to revolt, to bitch and whine
just because they disliked a rule
and because a liked member of the community, someone who spread positivity
fucked up and got banned
it's OK Karen, the Switch™ is coming soon
it's a sad day indeed
a day that must really make you question being an admin
so where do we go from here?
Admins relaxed the rules - but maybe that won't be enough?
all you can do is hope sanity prevails.