| 00:00 - 00:03 | These are the bugs reported to us by the importers: |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | These are some visual bugs, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and we also got these pink errors. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | These modules are available where they shouldn't be, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Stock Cars tool displays wrong color filters like this. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | These should all be fixed with monday deploy though. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | MARVIN... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | MARVIN broke completely during the testing. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have no idea what went wrong. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't have to actually work with K2NG, leave this room and have it fixed before noon. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW IS THIS EVEN FUCKING POSSIBLE?!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They keep saying how MARVIN will tie all our tools together! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I shouldn't be even suprised by now. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | As if this was out of ordinary! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Something like this happens every month! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And business owners just keep coming |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with these retarded content restrictions! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, it's important to have unified corporate identity! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Unify my ass! Each market has different needs for fucks sake! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, I'm sure they are aware of that! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The business owners are just a bunch of corporate clowns. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They have no common sense! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What do you think they might know |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | about what markets need from their websites |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | when they obviously don't care about either. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We just keep removing options that could be actually useful! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | As if the importers were all retarded and couldn't think for themselves - what the hell is that?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Half of our problems come from this crap. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They'd probably be better off with the old CMS - like Britain! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was looking forward to work here, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was even proud. I thought it's great place to belong. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Simply Clever and all that. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What a joke. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A month cannot pass without some unbelievably stupid decision from above! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just wanted us make a nice and user friendly CMS for our partners. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But these idiots are going to pay for this. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They've already paid millions for this thing. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And they'll keep pouring more into that crap! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Anna. The caviar was worth it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But I'd might as well talk to a wall. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's just incredible incompetence on unbelievable scale. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But it doesn't matter... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The project will continue. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if someone thinks we'll just keep manually fixing all of their fuck-ups, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | they can think again, I'm not touching it anymore. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The rest is up to you. |
