| 00:00 - 00:03 | This time, we have invaded the subreddit from the east. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have taken out their navy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but we have suffered great losses. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If the siege continues we will probably lose but deal great of damage to them. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If we siege after this attack, we will definitely win. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Steiner's army... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | it will take care of their defences. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner's army was destroyed by Kazrel. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | TheNerdDude gave him tea while he nuked us. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you've never beaten by a immortal teen, leave this room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE'VE BEEN BEATEN THREE TIMES NOW! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THERE SHOULD BE NO WAY THAT A SUBREDDIT WOULD BE ABLE TO SPANK ANY MODERN ARMY! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND THE SUBREDDIT HAS TEN TEENAGE USERS! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND THEY'VE WON THREE TIMES! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND THIS TIME WE'VE BEEN BEATEN BY A TEA DRINKING SHADOW USER! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | SHADOW ISN'T EVEN THAT GOOD! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | HOW THE FUCK COULD THIS HAPPEN!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Kazrel has immortality powers- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HIS IMMORTALITY! HE SPANKED STEINER! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, you can't kill him! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | OF COURSE YOU CAN KILL HIM! HE'S NOT FEIGELEIN! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S A DISGRACE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I WORKED HARD TO TAKE EUROPE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND NOW IT'S ALL GOING TO SHIT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BECAUSE OF SOME GUY WHO'S LEGALLY NAMED KAZREL! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S A FUCKING SATANIST! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND HE PROBABLY IS, THINKING HE'S SOME EDGY HARDCORE TEEN! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM, I WILL FLAY HIM ALIVE! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND I WILL MAKE HIM WISH HE WAS STUCK IN THE GULAG WITH HIS GUARD AS STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought it impossible... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | for an army of stone-faced Germans to be spanked |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | by a nuke happy redditor. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's a disgrace... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A DISGRACE THAT THE NAZI EMPIRE WOULD BE HALTED BY A TEENAGER! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | PREPARE A LAW FOR THE GERMAN PEOPLE! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If you've been spanked by a classroom of teens... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | YOU'RE INCOMPETENT ENOUGH TO JOIN THE ARMY! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND YOU CAN BECOME A GENERAL! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. You'll stay in the army even with the law. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Prepare an agreement. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will stop trying to kill Kazrel. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He's too strong for us. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | For now. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I will stop trying to kill SiegeEngineMemes, Think again. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I have a bone to pick with them. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll kill them all... |
