| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our forces have been destroyed in an attempt to kill Noobus |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Kazrel has also cut off our resupply |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Aslan is glitching out our weapons. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If we continue the siege on the subreddit, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we may end up losing our entire army. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Steiner will take care of them. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He's a death god. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner's rounds were replaced by Phoenix. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He suffocated in smoke. Black powder. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you've never had your ass handed to you by teens, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE ARE LOSING TO TEN TEENS ON REDDIT! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | OUR PRUSSIAN ANCESTORS ARE PROBABLY KILLING THEMSELVES IN THE AFTERLIFE! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WE HAVE THE LARGEST MILITARY IN THE WORLD |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND WE ARE FAILING TO TAKE A REDDIT MEME PAGE! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND THE MEMES ARE ABOUT FUCKING SIEGE ENGINES! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY ARE ARMED WITH MUSKETS AND SWORDS, AND WE ARE LOSING! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS INCOMPETENCE?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, they have good memes, it's hard to- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEIR MEMES! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They have memes of you, maybe they'll be useful- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They're fucking teenagers, how the fuck are they useful?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S MORE THAN DISAPPOINTING! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I worked hard to take Europe |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and now it's all going to shit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | because of a bunch of kids who haven't gone through PUBERTY! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I SHOULD'VE KILLED THEM ALL BY NOW |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BUT INSTEAD, THEY'RE FUCKING BEATING US! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THEM, I WILL FUCKING MURDER THEM |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND I WILL SHIP THEIR FAMILIES VIA FEDEX TO STALIN! (calm down m9) |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought it impossible... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | for an army of trained soldiers to be spanked |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | by meme-loving teens on reddit. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's a disgrace... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A DISGRACE THAT I WOULD BE BEATEN |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | BY A FUCKING MARXIST-LENINIST, AND HAVE THE NAZI DREAM DESTROYED! (Oh hey I'm the marxist-leninist) |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Send a message to Noobus. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Make it say that my army is filled with incompetent fuckheads |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and that he's going to fucking beat me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. He might have mercy on us. (Fuck no, bitch, I'm leaving you lot in the abyss between the worlds) |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Prepare a peace treaty. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will end my attempts to destroy SiegeEngineMemes. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They have defeated me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | For now. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think that I will not return, think again. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will fucking end them all. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | One day. (lolno) |
