| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have now officially lost North Carolina and Ohio |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We didn't grab any red states |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Florida is now looking tight |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Its not officially called in that state so we haven't lost yet |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However Trump is expected to pick up the remaining counties |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not to worry everyone |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we still have the rust belt states |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Hillary... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Rust Belt... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The rust belt is lost, working class voters abandoned us |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and minority turnout is low |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will all the Trump supporters please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW IS HE WINNING |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE PRESIDENT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I HILLARY CLINTON AM THE MOST QUALIFIED CANDIDATE IN HISTORY |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I HAD MORE MONEY, MORE ADS, MORE GROUND GAME |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IM A WOMAN FOR GODS SAKE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHY DIDN'T THEY VOTE FOR A FUCKING WOMAN |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHAT BIGOTED FASCIST WOMAN HATERS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | SEXIST BIGOTRY IS WHY I LOST |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Hillary you had no economic message |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | AND THE FBI THEY MADE ME LOOK LIKE A CRIMINAL |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Hillary those emails were marked classified |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I DID NOT SEND OR RECEIVE ANY CLASSIFIED INFORMATION |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HOW MUCH MUST I SAY IT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THAT BIGOTED CHEETO TRUMP |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | HE MUST HAVE PAID OFF THE FBI WITH ALL HIS MONEY |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THATS THE ONLY WAY THEY COULD HAVE 2 INVESTIGATIONS ON ME |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND WHERE THE FUCK IS KAINE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THAT PIECE OF SHIT DID NOTHING TO HELP ME WITH ANY CRUCIAL DEMOGRAPHICS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND PENCE OWNED HIM IN THE DEBATE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | TRUMP EVEN WAS LIVE TWEETING INSULTS TO THE SPINELESS FUCKER |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Those stupid working class voters |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why couldnt they vote for ME Hillary Clinton |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The first woman president |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am so done |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS GODDAMN ELECTION |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | EVEN AFTER ALL THE MEDIA OUTLETS FEAR MONGERED AGAINST HIM |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | AND ALL THE CTR SHILLS POSTED ON REDDIT |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WE COULDN'T PUT DOWN THE WEAKEST CANDIDATE IN HISTORY |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND ITS ALL THE AMERICAN PEOPLES FAULT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | They lied to you, Trump wont take your Dragon Dildo |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The American people failed me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Those bigoted fuckers denied me my right to be president |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | the first woman president |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Its all the electoral college's fault |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and Russia's fault as well we cant forget them too |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | oh yeah and fake news too |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | contact CNN and MSNBC we need shills |
