| 00:00 - 00:05 | Listen, Listen, American football, University of Tennessee |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This was to be the season of success. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So they played Appy State to win in OT. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Maybe that was a fluke. They beat the Hokies. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Then they barely beat the Ohio Bobcats. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The Bobcats! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And they thought they would beat Bama? |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | I'm speechless. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | What am I saying? They lost before Bama and then got murdered. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | The Tide beat them like 49-10. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | After an open week they lost to the Gamecocks. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | They call them the GAMECOCKS! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | You can't invent these things! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Then they lost to Vandy! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | The Commodores! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's true. That's not all. |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Butch said they were champions... |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | OF LIFE! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Where do we buy a trophy for that? |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Put it beside Bristol one? |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | It would be pretty. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Seriously, the man came from Cincinnati. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | He beat some teams there. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Let me see. Who? School for Blind? |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Never saw it coming. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I can go on all day long. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | It's so funny. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | It's okay Butch said. We'll go to Music City Bowl |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | It's true. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Not the Sugar. |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | But Music City. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | The Champions of Life win... |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | the Music City Bowl. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | You can't make this stuff up. He, he looks, |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Like Sgt. Carter? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Exactly. Mad. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Hasn't got a thing on that guy! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I can't stand it. He's such a goof. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | They probably think they might win next season. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So you think they won't? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | If the team plane goes down or something. Or the bus breaks down. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Then they have a slight chance. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | It's not funny, but it is. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Should we talk about Dooley. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | That guy was worse than Sgt. Carter. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | It may be ten more years. Or more! |
