| 00:00 - 00:03 | SANDOW IS BACK-PACKING HIS WAY TO AUSTRALIA |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | HE'S NOW IN BAVARIA FOR THE OKTOBERFEST |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | HE WAS SPOTTED IN BERLIN |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | PISSED AS USUAL |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | HE WAS HEADING FOR THE BRASS HOUSES |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | HE NEEDS A GOOD BLOW OUT, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 2017 IS OUR YEAR |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | MEIN FUHRER |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | SANDOW |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | SANDOW HAS GONE FOR GOOD |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | HE HAS BLOWN US OUT |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | APART FROM ARSENAL AL, BLUE-HAIRED MANDY, AND ALL THE OTHER 'DIE HARDS' PLEASE LEAVE THE ROOM NOW |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE LITTLE ABBO CUNT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THE CHEEKY CUNT HAS BEEN ROBBING A WAGE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | PARRY GORDON WILL BE SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | GIDLEY SHOULD HAVE REINED HIM IN |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ASHTON SIMS IS ANOTHER... FUCKING AUSSIES |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | STICK TOGETHER, ALWAYS PARTYING |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | FUCKING PISS CANS THE LOT OF THEM |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | MORAN HAS REPLACED HIM ALREADY |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHO THE FUCK CAN REPLACE SANDOW? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | SIR, KEVIN BROWN FROM WIDNES |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | DON'T TALK FUCKING SHITE |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BROWN IS UNAVAILABLE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ANYWAY WE WOULD HAVE TO PAY STUPID MONEY |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | JAMES RULE IS A MINGEBAG, HE'LL WANT TOP DOLLAR |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND HE'S THE CAPTAIN OF WIDNES |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD COME HERE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WE ALWAYS FUCK IT UP WHEN IT MATTERS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | FUCKING BEN CURRIE, THEN THE GRAND FINAL |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | SHAUN WANE THINKS HE'S WON THE LOTTERY PLAYING US |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | KEVIN FUCKING BROWN |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | THURSTON YES, BUT THAT LONG NECKED FUCKER.... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | IT WILL NEVER BE 'OUR YEAR' |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | BETTS WILL BE PISSING HIMSELF |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BIG MONEY FOR AN OAP STAND OFF |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THE PRICK EVEN OWNS A CAFE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'LL BET HE'S A FUCKING VEGAN TOO |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND HE'LL WANT A GIG FOR THAT BARREL O'CARROLL |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | FAT FUCKER IS ALWAYS INJURED |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | WE MIGHT RE-NAME THE GROUND 'THE DALLAM REST HOME' |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | KEVIN FUCKING BROWN |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | IF I FIND OUT WHO TOOK SANDAOW IN THE HOP POLE |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'LL GAS THE CUNT |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | NO WIDNES CAST-OFFS HERE |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | WE GIVE THEM OUR SHITE DON'T FORGET |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | CHRIS BRIDGE, STEVE PICKERSGILL |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | KEVIN FUCKING BROWN |
