Pizzagate, dark humour, but we know it's true
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pizza, pizzagate, pedos, spirit cooking, missing children, fiat money
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I said, human,hey, bring me my Pizza here, quick, I'm horny |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Don't be slow, I like them hot |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I like them hot .........and chubby |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | The human said, hey, that's not right, calling them chubby, it's "person of size" |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Just how we taught them to think, eh? |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It's true... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true.... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We've mixed up everything in their monkey brains! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | It's true |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | In that country, buggers are allowed to adopt baby boys, as if nothing will happen!!! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Social Justice Warriors hold up banners for a rapist defender |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And others vote for a cartoon character! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And they think they're free |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They think they're free not slaves! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And still, we steal their kids! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | We steal them and drink their blood! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's true. |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I eat Pizza most nights |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | 'Cause I'm a greedy boy |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I'm like a battery, a battery, I need charging up |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And I say to the human |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Don't throw the scraps, bring them in a take-out bag |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But listen, hey, the civilians |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I mean the monkeys, those that play by our rules |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | The one's that don't answer back |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I throw them some fake money |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | The stuff we make... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | out of thin air! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And they always take it, like it's real |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | It's true |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | All of them |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | All of them |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | All of them every night... |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | can't sleep because they owe us so much fake money! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Everything's on credit, their houses, their food, their petrol |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Even the petrol? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | The petrol,... and the engines! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They can't even move without us. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | The monkeys are so dumb |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | So dumb they don't realise they could make their own money |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And if they did make their own money? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yeah, and pigs might fly! We own their government, judges, cops |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | If the monkeys looked closer, they'd see us for what we are, |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | A different species entirely. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Wolves among sheep! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Though we like lamb, not mutton, right? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | We like our Pizza with young, fresh, rare toppings! |