| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our hot streak began with annihilations of Denver and Atlanta. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We then traveled east to Minnesota. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, we were again victorious. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Their youth, as talented as they are, was no match for us. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We then came back home and throttled a hot Houston team. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | God how I love my Jazz. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I bet Clutchfans was in tears. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | George Hill-- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | George Hill is injured and out against the Heat tonight. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We've been told it's a sprained toe. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want every single closet Heat fan to leave right now please. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This absolutely insane! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How many injuries are we going to have to suffer?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We finally get some momentum going, we hit our stride, and Hill stubs a toe! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I want our head trainer's head. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | There is no one else to blame! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I tell you, these injuries never happened with Karl and John. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Is every single player nowadays a complete bitch? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Is a penchant for injury what Dennis Lindsey looks for in players? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, Dennis Lindsey is hardly to blame in this particular situation. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Lindsey! Our trainer Zettler! Someone is to freakin'blame! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, perhaps you need to consider that this is just bad luck. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Say this is bad luck again and I swear I'll have you banned from Jazzfanz! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | There's no such thing! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All summer we read about Derrick Favors. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We hear how he is going to be fully healthy and is on a mission! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And he's played maybe a handful of freakin' games! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Don't even get me started on Alec Burks who must be in a freakin' wheelchair by now! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Christ, while we're on it, how many games has Hill God damn missed as well?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I can't take the Jazz any more. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If I I was some sort of weak ass bitch, it'd be enough to become a damn Lakers fan! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But I'm not weak. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm not a frontrunning bitch and gonna jump to the Warriors bandwagon. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I hate those bitches too much. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I love the Jazz. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I've loved the Jazz since Larry Miller saved the God damn franchise from leaving Utahr forever! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We got screwed out of Dominique Wilkins and Magic Johnson of course! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well screw Domique Wilkins and Magic Johnson. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We've got Hayward here now and he's ballin' like a #1 option! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Rudy Gobert is a great defensive center I tell you! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. He's THEE best defensive center. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose it could be worse. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Quin could...could start snorting coke off of hooker's ass cracks again. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Ty could be back. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ty could be our coach, again. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But he's not and Quin is great and Hill will return even better and so will Derrick. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And so too, I hope, will Alec Burks. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And we will make our run. |
