| 00:00 - 00:05 | During my mediocre run at Temple, Boston College calls me in for an interview. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I say, let's get this done. I'm the man for this job |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Brad Bates asked me what my vision is for the program |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I'm thinking what can I say to win this job right now. I say here's my plan..... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | "Be a dude" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | And they bought that line |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Hook, line and sinker |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | "Be a dude", can you believe that? |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | That was my vision to attract recruits too |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Everyone thinks I'm a great hire because I coached under Urban Meyer. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Even though I went 4-7 in my last year at Temple |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And the players openly hated me there |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | BC says, "you're hired" |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Let's turn these boys into dudes |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | 1 conference win in 2 years.... |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | But I'm a dude |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And I'm rich |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Who's better than me? |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | My players can't transfer fast enough and coaches are jumping ship |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I lost 4 conference games by more than 30 points. My excuse was that those teams are much better this year |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | No lie, I said that. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I went so far as to blame all 4 blowouts on my "young" players |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Seriously, how can BC want me back next year? |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Do they want to further destroy this program? |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | To be a dude? |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | What do I have to do to get fired? |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Sleep with a coed? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | It's unbelievable. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I thought giving my division 3 level son a scholarship would raise red flags. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | No, no problem there |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | My son's a dude |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Made him a starter too, why not? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Remember Wake Forest last year? |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | 20 seconds left, down 3 points, and inside the 5 yd line. I call a run |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Of course they stuff the run and the clock runs out. Shutout at home 3-0. I just blamed my freshman QB. He needed to be a dude in that spot |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | BE A DUDE |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | What a joke! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Really, what exactly do I need to do to get fired? |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Nice hire Bates |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Luckily for me, Fr. Leahy doesn't care about the football program |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Sports are an afterthought? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Leahy will never acknowledge that BC was a regional school before Doug Flutie. That athletics put BC on the map. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | It's perfect for me. Imagine having a job with no accountability |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Just be a dude |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Even if it comes off as being a thin skinned bully |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | A dude who's getting paid over 2 mil per year |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | That's over 2 mil per conference win if you're paying attention |
