| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are just downloading artwork from the client's ftp site |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Apparently it is completely print ready |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It has come from a client here, clearly marked on the map |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have been promised all files in CMYK |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have been told with a 3mm bleed from this client here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No more that 270% ink coverage? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Any Pantones? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | The artwork is not print ready... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It is set in Word |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | With no bleed & RBG |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We were told that this pdf would be print ready |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but the Sales Team are to leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I don't think I can take this anymore |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why do people think they can do our job, better than us |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am fed up of fixing people's files |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The printers think pre-press are idiots |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Secretaries setting artwork! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How can they get it so wrong |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not another bloody file set it Microsoft Word |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or Serif Plus |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We did give them print specifications |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | If I here, it looks OK on my screen, one more time? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They assured me it would be print ready |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't people use Quark anymore? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Microsoft Bloody Publisher |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fifteen pantones! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Some uncoated some coated! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | No fucking bleed! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Or artwork 2mm from edge of the trim line! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Can you make amends to the supplied pdf? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why can't they just send it correct in the first place? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The artwork is 5 days late, yet they still want it tomorrow? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No fonts embedded! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Fucking photos from the internet! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Spelling mistakes! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No allowance for the folds! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Who cares what the Hex code is |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Can you just amend this... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Can you just amend that... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And we have quoted the job as print ready! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | RGB! How many times. Bloody RBG! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, we have Publisher. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | PNG files, WTF is a PNG file! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Just cause they won't pay us a few quid |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A few quid |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's not fair, I can't take it anymore |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I used to proud of my trade |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now idiots buy a PC and they think they are printers |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring back letterpress |
