| 00:00 - 00:03 | There appears to be an uprising in the U.S. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In Los Angeles specifically |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Their population is as dense as Berlin's |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Intelligence levels matching that of cornbread or panko |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but that might be an insult to breading in general |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What is the nature |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | of this sudden uprising? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well Adolf... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It seems... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I'll say it. They want Jeff Fisher fired. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They feel the game has passed him by. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | 12 of you leave, but bring back a yodel, crepes, and some donuts. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | JEFF FISHER IS MY FRIEND |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | AND I DON'T HAVE A TON OF FRIENDS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 50 Reichsmarks says this is about Jared Goff |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | With his beautiful blonde hair, rifle arm and sturdy jaw. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I love him too, but let's be real here! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He's not even close to being ready! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Never taken a snap from under center! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Can't read defenses or call protections! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Adolf, they question starting Case Keenum. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT ARGUMENT AGAIN! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Adolf, his QBR is the lowest in the league. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're throwing that made up ESPN stat at me now? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | TRENT DILFER MADE THAT UP! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Have you seen that fool play QB? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This is your expert on quarterback play? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why not let a 10 year old finish this war then? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Case Keenum is an intelligent QB who knows these things! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Most of those interceptions aren't even his fault! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How many freaking times do I have to say this? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Football is a TEAM sport! This isn't professional TENNIS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | First Jeff Fisher and now Keenum. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Nobody's heart is as big as Keenum's! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He's small but he plays like a Gorilla! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | People really piss me off. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WELL IT CERTAINLY SEEMS THAT WAY TO ME! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "Fire this one. Cut that one." |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ALL THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IS BLAME PEOPLE! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | DO THEY NOT KNOW THE PRESSURE WE'RE UNDER? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Mr. Kroenke won't fire Jeff Fisher. I promise. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What's the status on those donuts? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I skipped breakfast, and my blood-sugar's getting kinda low |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm starved. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And a drink. Orange Fanta. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will straight murder the first person who says we're out of Fanta. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm serious. You just try me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | but I'll settle for a Nehi. |
