Malaki has been searching for a new singer
So far, they have looked here
here, and here.
As you are aware, they needed someone with dynamic range
and someone with a rich bell like musical tone
Yes, yes, I submitted my audition months ago
Just waiting for them to get back to me...
They have announced they found a new vocalist.
They posted a clip on Facebook.
All of my vocal instructors...please leave the room.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!
I spent like 6 fucking hours recording "Crutch"!
I made it into my OWN style, I even added death metal growls
Their last singer was a whiny bitch and they rejected ME?
I didn't even autotune the harmonies
I sang that shit way fucking better than that Journey wannabe asian kid
I fucking OWNED that shit
And they think the found "The One"?
Sir, but the chick in the clip sounded fucking awesome.
A fucking little girl?! With such a heavy band?
My Leader, the female voice compliments it beautifully!
Shut the fuck up you know less about music than Paris Hilton knows about DJing
Fuck you and Fuck Malaki
I've been working out, and even though I'm 56
I dont look a day past 25 on stage
I even have scene hair, why the fuck did I get this haircut? I look retarded
I have connections, we could have played the Wacken Festival
Who the fuck does this chick think she is anyway? I bet she's from fucking Wisconsin or some other shithole
"Miracle" was basically me and my ex, I felt that shit in my heart
Los Angeles will eat her alive and shit her soul into the Pacific!
maybe they emailed my back...
and it fell into my spam folder
Yes, that's what must have happened
What do I do now?
Have you seen the other fucking bands looking for singers on Craigslist? They're all fucking terrible
They should all be infected with ebola and die while blood and shit stream out of their eyes like a geyser
They barely qualify as musicians
Im pretty much the only great vocalist that posts on that site
Hell, I turned down a private audition for The Voice
Shhhh, without Shakira that show sucks now.
This was my last shot at greatness
Im not done yet...Maybe I will send an audition tape to...
Their new guy is shit... I have a chance.
Perhaps Malaki will let me come on stage and do a duet of "Ordinary Life" when they come to Berlin
Without the low harmonies in the bridge, that song is shit anyway.
What a load of bullshit.