| 00:00 - 00:03 | The polls are closing and early results look very grim |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Clinton is behind in all the swing states |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Rigging the polls didn't fool anyone |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Destroying Trump signs backfired |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | 24/7 Trump hate in the MSM didn't work |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The vote stealing software will take of it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We've got it set so that she wins by 8% |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | These results |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | These results include the rigged votes |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Trump's crushing her by 10% or more |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Kietel, Yoder, Krebs, and Burgdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | She's going to wreck my brand! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The Hitler meme was her most effective weapon |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | If people see through her propaganda |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How are we going to pay our tab for Davos? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This bunker doesn't come cheap you know |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Once they see Trump isn't really me |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Once Trump starts talking to people instead of bombing them |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | When the EPA stops shutting down coal plants |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | and electricity is again reliable and cheap |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Factories will be re-opened |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Workers will have jobs!! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There goes depending on our handouts |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | She's ruining me |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If she'd just come clean on emails |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If she hadn't been so piggy with the speaking fees |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | She wouldn't have needed to use fear |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | My name is the nuclear option in politics |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Godwin's law is a freaking gold mine for my royalties |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | By convincing less than half the people Trump is me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | She's created nothing but chaos |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I knew we should never have talked to her! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Trump is a counter puncher, he gives as good as he gets |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Crooked Hillary was more persuasive |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | She's not just crooked |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | She's sick and blinded by her ambition. She doesn't care if her propaganda causes post-election riots. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Not only is the country risking chaos |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Comparisons to Hitler won't work anymore |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | People will learn to discuss and disagree |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | without using my name! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, we can always call him Hitler. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This could be the end of Goodwin's law |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The power of using my name will continue to decline |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm done |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The nuclear option was a dud |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Go online quickly, start deleting every use of my name |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | by the Clinton camp. Tell them to either delate or pay up |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | She's got the money. |
