| 00:00 - 00:03 | The first results have come in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Georgia and South Carolina |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | are comfortably yours |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Texas, Missouri, and Tennesee |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | are well within reach. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | North Carolina and Florida |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will make America great again. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Trump, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | North Carolina... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | North Carolina's polls already closed. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are projected up three for Hillary. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If your name isn't Conway, Christine, Pence, or Gingrich, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a total fraud! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You all told me we were winning! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All you low energy chokers dragged me down! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who's gonna beg me for an endorsement now? Carly Fiorina? |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | No one wants to watch a loser on Trump TV. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Suddenly no one's returning my calls |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and my hotels are pulling my name down. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Paul Ryan is laughing all the way back to the Kochs. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Trump, he's just trying to win the downticket- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'm not on the down ticket! He won't even be speaker in a year! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Even after the Billy Bush video he kept his endorse- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But he cut off my campaign funds and removed me from events. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Those elite pricks hated me. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They put up with me. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Just as long as I dragged their voters to the polls, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | they'd do anything I told them to. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now everyone knows I don't pay my workers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and don't pay out to charity |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and I'm walking into a court in a week! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That's gonna go over just great in a fraud trial! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My name was my only asset- |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and now I'm going to be Mr Loser. #Sad |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How can I talk shit on twitter now? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Thirty years of this shit |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and now my brand is complete shit. Even my children! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can't go back to selling condos. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Who's even going to go to my casinos? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This was supposed to be any easy boost! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who let all those racist idiots vote me up? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Focus on 2020 Carly! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least I took you all out with me. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What 30 year old is voting Republican? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You're fucked. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Sure no one will invest in Trump TV |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but I'll head back to my penthouse and my gold trim |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and call up a model or something. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | #MAGA |
