| 00:00 - 00:01 | We told Mike the truth. |
| 00:02 - 00:03 | You're not beating Jacare or Yoel. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | You just got you face turned into a human vagina, by an old man coming off TRT. |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | Give the new owners a break. |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | Keep that belt in the UK for a while. |
| 00:11 - 00:14 | The fans are dumb, lets make money, how about some old undersized clean fighters. |
| 00:15 - 00:16 | HGH gut is serious. |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | How about Georges or Nick Diaz. |
| 00:22 - 00:23 | GSP is clean! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Nick too! |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | They havent fought in years and we're paying you peanuts. |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Clean to. |
| 00:41 - 00:43 | Look me in the eye Mike. |
| 00:43 - 00:47 | Are Jones and Browne your main sparring partners? |
| 00:48 - 00:49 | Spending all your time in LA, we know you hate Manchester. |
| 00:50 - 00:52 | We're doing you a favor. |
| 00:50 - 00:52 | Still walking out to that pop song by Blur. |
| 00:52 - 00:54 | The Count is Champ. |
| 00:58 - 01:02 | The worst champ since Dave Menne. |
| 01:04 - 01:09 | This guy gets his ass kicked by a prune and thinks he's calling the shots. |
| 01:13 - 01:18 | Fuck you... and Nick wants 20 million. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Because we gave his little brother a few pesos so Conor could keep the 145lb belt without defending it. |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | Here's a bag of cash Nick, go buy a 20 thousand dollar mountain bike and a pound of pineapple express. |
| 01:41 - 01:47 | No really, we will make this sport bigger than soccer around the world. |
| 01:50 - 01:52 | That's why we're shutting down all the offices around the world. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | The time is now! |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | Frank said fuck this I'm abandoning ship. |
| 02:01 - 02:03 | Im out. |
| 02:09 - 02:10 | But I stay. |
| 02:11 - 02:12 | I need snow for the driveway. |
| 02:13 - 02:20 | Robbing these pricks blind. |
