| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've cut down on Call of duty hours to focus on making memes, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | highlighting random wikileaks articles |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and abusing black people on twitter. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With the election weeks away, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | James O'Keefe's bombshell has landed. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And this ends the election |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and sends Hillary to prison. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Donald, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the clip... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The clip is not as anticipated. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Something about ducks. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will everyone aged 13 years and younger please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW MUCH FLOURIDE HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Something about ducks!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We've been saying she is the most corrupt politician since Nixon |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and this is all you have actual evidence of?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I have no workable policies, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | straight insulted half of America, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | groped the other half |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and the only dirt you have on her is something about a duck! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Donald someone on 4chan saw her murder Teddy Roosevelt. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Teddy Roosevelt died before she was born! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He came back to fight the New World Order. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Staring bloody eyed into your computer |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | does not constitute a political crusade! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm sick of your self-aggrandizing |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and this is coming from someone who is so narcissistic |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | he sleeps in the sweet embrace of a life sized doll of himself! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now immigrants are going to flood the country |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | paying taxes, listening to colourful music and cooking flavourful tacos! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HOT DELICIOUS TACOS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If they reform the tax system I'll lose more money than England after Brexit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Remember when I said 'Wrong!' at the debate? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That's how you do it. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Really showed her. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Hillary is making me look less viable |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | than Walter fucking Mondale! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is all everybody else's fault I can't believe how stupid everyone else is |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I wish I had my old publicist John Miller. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He really knew how to make me look good. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Unlike you pasty internet addicts! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we'll tell everyone we were just trolling. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we can murder Roger Stone. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm just sick of that guy. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And blame Hilary. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Two birds, one stone. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Then everyone will see the great conspiracy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | that stops me from becoming President. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Or something. |
